Brutality of the Goddess

For the sophomores in the communication 22 class, we’ve all heard it a jillion times.  the millenium development goals.  you know, reduce poverty, hunger, stds, provide universal primary education and all that jazz.  however, they way we see it, we must not only focus ourselves on international issues such as those mentioned above.  we see that as future professional journalists and communicators we must first solve the problems that plague us in the local level and so, we, the class of 2008-2009 hereby present to you the new MDGs.  THE MASSCOM DEVELOPMENT GOALS.

1. eradicate extreme spending at chantilly, cafe antonio, or on kiosk food and to eradicate hunger due to tight class schedules.

2. achieve a universal class schedule with all kaberks as classmates.

3. promote gender equality and empower gays to apply more powder. 

4. reduce sophomore mortality in communication 21 and 22

5. improve skills in meeting news deadlines

6. combat STD (student-teacher disasters) and terror teachers

7. ensure airconditioning sustainability in com room 3

8. develop study partnerships and alliances in class for improvement in grades.

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