top ten guys
this is a parody of anna’s top ten hotties. i’m making my list because there is absolutely nothing better to do besides wait for my uncle to finish refilling our blasted printer. these guys may not be your typical hunks. they may not resemble brad pitt in any way, in any angle but, i assure you, they are hot. so here goes. i advise you to respect my choice. hehe…
10. sigmund freud
this guy is hot. not only did he found the school of psychoanalysis, but a bunch of bc25 students also think he’s a great composer. what could beat that?
9.juan luna
he whipped up spolarium with a brush and a few tubes of oil paint. if there’s anyone who can best capture life on a canvass, it’s no other than this hot pinoy painter. too bad he’s dead.
8. albert einstein
ah albert. theory of relativity. time space continuum. who ever thought that this math dunce could come up with e=mc^2?
7. igor stravinsky
the mean man who can set the piano on fire. now i wouldn’t mind sitting in the luce auditorium for hours if this guy’s on the keyboard.
6. king bhumibol adulyadej
he’s the man who settled that whole fiasco with thaksin shinawatra and brought back peace to thailand after a scandal that rocked one of asia’s most beautiful countries. and yes, he even proved that even those who rule need to go to school.
5. francisco balagtas
no one can write better than kiko balagtas. think drama. think romance. think adventure. then you’ve got a great piece from no other than the master of the art himself.
4. pablo picasso
he shocked the art world with his abstract canvass confections. he captured the unexplainable in full color. one word for pablo picasso’s art: hermosisima!
3. isaac newton
if it weren’t for him, we wouldn’t know that an object at rest would remain at rest until being acted upon by an external force.
2. anatoly karpov
if your type is someone who’s smart and sporty, you must’ve had anatoly karpov in mind. he’s the king of chess out looking for a queen.
1. william shakespeare
he’s the best writer, poet, playwright of all time. he swept women off their feet with mere words. this is will shakespeare, the real romeo.
July 20th, 2006 at 10:06 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! My gosh, I can’t believe I picked the hotties I put in my entry! I should’ve found these guys earlier! I’m loving King Bhumibol…. he’ll be my number one the next time I give a list! LOL!
July 22nd, 2006 at 6:30 pm
Good lord. Ahahaha! Talbug ko. Dios ko, tulungan mo ako. Ahahaha! I love your list talaga. Take care dear.
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July 23rd, 2006 at 5:38 am
bob, dahling. if i find someone who’s a combination of them all, i’ll tell you and i’ll recommend him to ya. okies? ingatz, bob. remember, ikaw akong first rose! maranaw and theme nato so prepare your costume. hehe…
July 25th, 2006 at 8:19 am
my top one would be marilyn manson, the ever-notorious antichrist superstar - he’s a god, by the way…top two would be aleister crowley, a world-renowned occultist and magician, then caesar nero, then anton lavey, the founder of church of satan, then adolf hitler, then vlad the impaler, then leonardo da vinci, and….. i still have to think of the remaining three. hehehe.
stak, visit my blog too at http://desensitized.bravereflections.com ;p and leave your words of wisdom din. ;p
see you in ping-pong class.
mwah! ;p
September 5th, 2006 at 3:25 pm
Typical Nikki. Trust me, If I had a time machine, I’d send you to their era. That way you’d finally find your type of guy fast.
P.S. should you end up with William Shakespere (if he ever finds 4′11 asians attractive)do give him a child and force him/her to get married and have kids. A shame William does not have a descendant among us. Don’t you agree?
September 6th, 2006 at 8:40 am
i’m 5′0 and if will shakespeare saw me, by golly, i tell you he’d come up with a thousand more sonnets. whether or not those sonnets are products of inspiration–or exasperation, as the case may be–matters not. but really, my type of guy is not easy to find. will shakespeare is, honestly, better read than seen.
September 9th, 2006 at 2:29 am
Hard to find? Hmmm…I thought you just wanted to be single. Just the other day, one of your ex-suitors from high school said that you were to high to reach when I inquired whether he wanted to try his luck on you again. Anyway, a lot of us are feeling the same way as you: RJ, Jian, Julian Soler, me…yup, we have a hard time finding Ms. Right ourselves. Hmmm…is it because of our own standards or we’re just too geeky for most girls. As for Jian, he can be so impossible to deal with. Frankly, time will come easily for you when you start working, Nik. Should you really want someone, you might say, I’ve…”forseen” that you’d fine Mr. Right when you graduate and start working. As for me, let the Lord lead and happiness will follow. Hmmm…I’m as talkative in my replies as I am in real life…One last thing: I still say your below 5ft…but I’ll give you this–4′11 3/4!
September 9th, 2006 at 7:05 am
hard to reach? not true. but i like it that way, i guess. i think i’ve found mr. right–he just doesn’t know it! Ha!ha! he just doesn’t know it. nobody does. ;p
September 10th, 2006 at 3:22 am
Hmmm? Quite strange…but accepted:)Now comes the BIG question: Does he think that YOU are Ms. Right? Two-way thing, Little Nikki…just like communication. Sucks at times, but it makes sure that the world gets a bit of balance:)Tip the balance and two things can happen: something REALY good or the most evil, disasterouse, inconceivably notorious outcome will happen. Frankly, I can’t have that last one happening. My ego refuses to allow something that is far more vile and destructive than me. Yeah, some things never change. My twisted mind is one that I suppose will stay the same. Isn’t that wonderful?
September 10th, 2006 at 5:24 am
i disagree and whether or not he thinks i’m the right person for him doesn’t matter because if he does, he can expect nothing from me but plain, unadulterated friendship.
September 10th, 2006 at 3:07 pm
It would be okay if you disagreed with me in terms of the “Two-way” definition although, as usual, I can still debate with you. However, if you refuse to allow my ego to prevent such evil as I have earlier mentioned, I might be tempted to rip your huge eyes right off their sockets:)
P.S. Hmmmm…if I am to judge in accordance to logic, I would pretty much say you would either want your no.2 or his successor. Come now, you would make quite a cute pair to either one of them. Both are intelligent and your size!
September 10th, 2006 at 8:20 pm
good choice!!!
i was just wondering!!! Im expecting to see Adolf hitler, Jose Rizal, Alexander the Great, and Bob Marly on your list… I bet, these guys will not go beyond your top 20 or 25!
-how about a simple,humorous and passionate Eng’g guy? hehehe! ask lang ang mga Builders!
September 10th, 2006 at 9:28 pm
to michael: of course! adolf hitler happens to be #11. he’s got the will, he’s got the brains, it’s just that he borders on insanity sometimes. rizal is #12. passionate. very passionate guy who happens to be very god in writing. it’s just that he loved his country more. bob marley, well, i like the rasta effect but he’s down to #20.
builders, you say? i heard that builders are very supportive and that they make very good foundations. i also heard that they aren’t the very verbose types but hey, silence often says a million things. hehe!
September 10th, 2006 at 9:31 pm
to ray donn: do it (rip my huge eyes off their sockets) and die. for you, i suggest either ursula or cruella de ville
September 12th, 2006 at 3:40 pm
I don’t intend to die, Little Nikki…not until I get married, have children, and see them grow up to be successfull professionals.
As for Ursula: Please, I don’t like fat women–especially those with tentacles.
As for Cruella de Ville: Please, I don’t want old women. Would YOU be open to dating really old guys? I think not. You’re past blog mentioned that you do not want guys older than you for more than three years. Besides, I love dogs. I don’t want them skinned.
Speaking of dogs, I do believe that your birthday is up and coming. Mayhaps I will have Davy package a large Bullmastiff, trained to pounce on beauty queens with “vertical issues.” It will read: To Little Nikki, with all hopes of happiness for more fruitful 18 years, your dear friend from the very pits of the abyssmal plains of the Inferno, Ray Donn Lim. Happy Birthday, Little Nikki. May this new companion bring you happiness;)
September 15th, 2006 at 1:44 am
whew!!!
I’m sure the builders will be informed! some of them are dying just to know your kind of man… tnx to me, I finally got an at least 50% answer for them!!!
One more thing, about Rizal and Hitler thing? number 11 and 12 Huh? it means, i know exactly what you want… watch out, the builders are coming for you… in a very respectful and righteous way (though sometimes, their intincs shows a “maginoo pero medyo bastos” kind of behavior). hehehe! tnx!
September 15th, 2006 at 1:46 am
instincs diay!
-panday!
September 15th, 2006 at 5:17 pm
;p maginoo pero medyo bastos, huh? now that sure sounds familiar.
September 15th, 2006 at 5:18 pm
to ray, send in the bullmastiff. i can’t wait. (sarcastic smile)
September 17th, 2006 at 7:11 pm
sounds familiar? what do mean?