Brutality of the Goddess

this is a parody of anna’s top ten hotties.  i’m making my list because there is absolutely nothing better to do besides wait for my uncle to finish refilling our blasted printer.  these guys may not be your typical hunks.  they may not resemble brad pitt in any way, in any angle but, i assure you, they are hot. so here goes.  i advise you to respect my choice.  hehe…

10. sigmund freud

this guy is hot.  not only did he found the school of psychoanalysis, but a bunch of bc25 students also think he’s a great composer.  what could beat that?

9.juan luna

he whipped up spolarium with a brush and a few tubes of oil paint.  if there’s anyone who can best capture life on a canvass, it’s no other than this hot pinoy painter.  too bad he’s dead.

8. albert einstein

ah albert.  theory of relativity.  time space continuum.  who ever thought that this math dunce could come up with e=mc^2?

7. igor stravinsky

the mean man who can set the piano on fire.  now i wouldn’t mind sitting in the luce auditorium for hours if this guy’s on the keyboard.

6. king bhumibol adulyadej

he’s the man who settled that whole fiasco with thaksin shinawatra and brought back peace to thailand after a scandal that rocked one of asia’s most beautiful countries.  and yes, he even proved that even those who rule need to go to school.

5. francisco balagtas

no one can write better than kiko balagtas.  think drama.  think romance.  think adventure.  then you’ve got a great piece from no other than the master of the art himself.

4. pablo picasso

he shocked the art world with his abstract canvass confections.  he captured the unexplainable in full color.  one word for pablo picasso’s art: hermosisima!

3. isaac newton

if it weren’t for him, we wouldn’t know that an object at rest would remain at rest until being acted upon by an external force.

2. anatoly karpov

if your type is someone who’s smart and sporty, you must’ve had anatoly karpov in mind.  he’s the king of chess out looking for a queen.

1. william shakespeare

he’s the best writer, poet, playwright of all time.  he swept women off their feet with mere words.  this is will shakespeare, the real romeo.