how to win a geek
it’s not even close to valentine’s but hey, here are some tips for guys who are into the other subspecies of the female genera: femalia geekae a.k.a, the geeky chicks.
i understand that a lot of guys who are into this variety are absolutely tabula rasa on how to take the first steps to winning a geek’s heart.
1. first off, cut the flowers. Statistics tell us taht around 89.6789% of geeky gals just hate being given flowers. so, to play safe, please, no roses, tulips, chrsanthemums, euphorbias, especially NOT carnations (uh, these are for the dead). If you want to give your girl something with leaves and something that’s alive, a venus flytrap will do. at least it can be studied.
2. no stuffed toys. geeky girls don’t like having dust gatherers around, i swear. not only are these things a waste of space, hey, they are pretty useless. if you want something that she won’t throw into the bowels of her closet, why not give her a nice video game instead?
3. crush the mush. so okay, you’re the kind of person who likes to hold hands and get really touchy. well boo-hoo. if you were going for femalia kikaii, then perhaps you’d score big time. but since you’re not, keep your hands to yourself, buster.
4. ten paces back (or so). geeky girls hate clingy guys. it’s like having an unwanted tail that you’d want to so badly chop off. geeky girls want time for themselves so just buzz off when you don’t have any business.
5. talk, talk, talk. it’s pretty boring if a guy just shuts up in a corner. geeky girls are into fond conversations from the usual school gossip to the pressing situation in darfur. don’t be unilateral, man. do some research.
these are only some of the how-to’s in dealing with geeky gals. will come up with more next time.
