BIG BAD SUMMER BOOBOOS.
June 3rd, 2007 by earthshoesi’d have to hand to summer 2007 for being the wackiest, most adventure filled summer by far. you cannot imagine how extremely memorable this summer has been. in fact, no amount of words can do justice in adequately conveying my experience. the bloopers. the bombs. the big fat booboos. i can feel a smile starting to curl.
let’s start with indonesia. here’s the airport signage that was posted in big bold letters just as we arrived at the sukarno-hatta airport: IF YOU SEE SOMETHING SUSPECT, REPORT TO POWERS. i’ll never forget that sign. ever.
at bandung the afternoon before the opening dinner where we had to wear our traditional costumes. our coach mark asked me to deliver his barong tagalog to someone in the hotel services department to have it pressed to perfection. so i went straight to his room and flung open the cabinet where i took out his barong after mistakenly taking out the traditional indian costume of his room mate. instead of going two floors down to the hotel lobby to inquire, i telephoned the home services department to ask about their pressing and ironing service. here’s our dialogue:
kring. kring…
me: hello sir, do you have an ironing service?
the man: ha? ayning? ayning service? no..we don have ayning service.
he dropped the phone. i thought it was rather impossible that a four-star hotel shouldn’t have an ironing and pressing service so i decided to take the barong out of the room and talk to the hote personnel in the flesh. here’s our dialogue with one of the hotel staff members at the lobby:
me: excuse me sir, how much is your ironing service?
the man (confused): ayning?
me: yes, ironing. (i made ironing gestures)
the man (enlightened): ah…oh! AYRRRROOONING SERVICE! Ah yes, we have! we have!
elated, i gave him the barong and bore in mind that the word ‘ironing’ had a new pronounciation: ayrrroning. with emphasis on the rrrr.
just this afternoon, we had three new members in our youth and teen ministry. all of them were koreans. we invited them to join us in our last summer hurrah outing at sibulan and all three of them gladly obliged. the agreement was that we’d all head home by 4pm.
thing is, our korean friends didn’t ask permission from their guardian and so they had to go home by 2PM. we were at a beach house that was 3km from civilization. my father was at a prayer meeting and he couldn’t fetch us. tito chito was with his parents. tito terry had an important appointment. that left lycar, ronald, and i with no choice but to excort our friends all the way back to their homes.
it was 1:30PM and we had to trudge 3km to the highway under a tormentingly hot afternoon sun. as if that wasn’t punishment enough, after 2km, one of our friends stopped. that was when i thought the universe must’ve really been conspiring against us: her sandal broke big time and she couldn’t walk. ronald and i were forced to find a nearby store that sold slippers. if it was any consolation, we found one a few meters away. thing was, they only had one pair left and it was 2 sizes bigger than our friend’s size.
at that time, it didn’t matter anymore. a few minutes later, a pedicab arrived and we gladly jumped at the opportunity of flagging it down. it was sunday and the driver had to bring his wife and kids. so while our friends took the comfy seats, we had no choice but to take the back ride. pity ronald who had to make do with the place where sacks were loaded on.
last night, we toured some friends from cebu around silliman and a bit of downtown dumaguete. after more than an hour of walking around campus and the city, it was time to head for their hotel. we flagged down a pedicab and told the driver to take us to check-in hotel. he paused for a moment, as if in thought. we told him it was near po’s marketing. he nodded and said, "ay oh, sakto, sakto. ali na mo."
a few minutes after we went on board, the poor man chuckled sheepishly and asked one of us, " Day, asa jud gani nang check-in? bag-o ra man gud ko diri." hence, we had to give him directions.
just as we were about to pass mcdo, he was hesitant to turn. " mahadlok ko."
our friend ernie kidded by saying, " unsa man diay ka? criminal?"
then lycar said, " nong, lapas na ug 8. ok ra jud na, di ra ka dakpon."
after much convincing, the pedicab driver eventually turned. going at full speed, we told him to make a left turn. to which he did, without slowing down. we headed directly towards a lamp post and i screamed " manong, poste!". he twisted abruptly and dropped us off our destination. after that, lycar and i decided to use our good ol’ legs to take us to scooby’s.
more to come…hehe…